Moose Marketing.



Last night our marauding moose returned and finished off all but 2 of our broccoli. She snuck through our defenses even though John stayed up half the night waiting for her. We are certain that now that she has eaten through all of our outside garden she will finally ignore our orange rope and stick her head through the plastic that surrounds our garden walls to eat her fill of lettuce. We are on high alert tonight. Even though we are sick about our loss to the hungry moose, that doesn't stop us from purchasing drinks marketed to those who love them. We are simple people, as you can see by the name of our beer. Anyone who buys beer called Moose Drool can't be too uppity.